There’s no doubt that the future of media, and T.V. in particular, will be on the web and thus, your computer, iPod, , iPad, Crunchpad, hell maybe someday even your wristwatch. As such, being the tech and media addict I am, I’m about to share something with you that will change your life, seriously. Now, most of us have heard of Hulu, the one-stop shop for all your NBC media needs. Perhaps you’ve even heard of the Hulu desktop app. which, all things considered, is actually pretty good. If your even more geeky and media addicted you may have heard of Boxee which maintains it is “the best way to enjoy entertainment from the Internet and computer on your TV.” Well Boxee, I respectfully disagree. My choice? Zinc.Tv
I decided today, after long inner turmoil and struggle, to make that fateful ‘click’: “Would you like Google Chrome to be your default browser?” Why yes, why not? God, what a HORRIBLE decision that was.
First off, before all you out there send me ‘that’s not cool man, what did mentally challenged people ever do to YOU’ type hate mail, lets reiterate what ‘retarded’ actually means:
| Dictionary.com defines it as:–adjective
1. characterized by retardation: a retarded child “child” here could definitely be replaced by “program,Chrome” |
I had been using Chrome since its inception, mainly as a secondary browser. I mostly used it because of its fantastic Google ‘gadgets’ which let me make a certain webpage into an application shortcut on my desktop. It’s brilliant and exactly what I need. It’s also fast, efficient, and I like the minimalist design. So how is it retarded you ask?
Last December Google’s CEO Eric Schmidt was quoted regarding their new privacy policy which, consequently, doesn’t really include much privacy at all. Schmidt was quoted saying “If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place. If you really need that kind of privacy, the reality is that search engines — including Google — do retain this information for some time and it’s important, for example, that we are all subject in the United States to the Patriot Act and it is possible that all that information could be made available to the authorities.” For some time? Try 180 days. Scary stuff, to say the least. Even Mozilla’s Director of Community Development was encouraging users to switch to Bing. And yes, Bing’s privacy policy is better than Google’s at this point. That got me thinking, why not Bing?
Believe it or not Microsoft has hit a huge home run with its new search engine “Bing!”. I have to say I was pretty skeptical at first about trying it, I mean after all I can’t remember a time where those rainbow o’s in Goooogle weren’t the first thing to greet me when I power up my ThinkPad. Hell, they’re even sort of, um well, comforting in a weird way. Well, I guess it’s not that weird when you consider how much time the average American teen spends on the internet a week: 30, count them 3-0, hours. Anyways, after years of letting Google’s search engine dominate my internet experience I thought I’d give Bing a try. So far, I really like it. Don’t worry though Google, I haven’t abandoned you yet, but there are a few new tricks Bing’s search engine could teach you. Sergey and Larry, you listening? need more? read on…
The cat’s out of the bag, as the expression goes. The Nexus One is now legally available for purchase. I, however, had the chance to get my hands on this little number a few weeks back as the result of my sister being a loyal Googler. I have to agree with Gizmodo, though, that the Nexus was severely over-hyped, a decision I came to weeks before the good people at Giz even had a chance to get their hands on it, my official claim to nerd fame. I have to admit, it pains me to say this, but this is why…
So, after much speculation on the price point of the-512MB RAM, 32GB-capable microSD slot, 3.7-inch AMOLED capacitive touchscreen display at 800×480, 5-megapixel camera with LED flash and 720×480 video capture @ 20FPS, dual microphones for noise canceling and a trackball toting handset, it was decided that it would be carrier-free for $530, and $180 subsidized by a T-mobile 2 year contract. But who wants a contract? Those are soooo last decade, and unless you managed to find employment before the ‘Great Recession’ hit and are young enough to actually be interested in this thing (if you are, F@#K off), no one is really going to be interested in the Nexus. Well, I should rephrase that, no one is going to be interested in this thing right now. why not? keep reading…
















