Woww. I can’t say that with enough emphasis, jesus h. christ, WOWW. It appears the lovely Jeni “J Woww” Farley has used her recent celebrity on MTV to leverage a clothing line. This is EXACTLY what American society needs. I saw this from the A.V. Club site and thought it was a joke. Nope. It appears the rumors surrounding 2012 are true, the world indeed is ending.
Listen to this explanation of her clothing line if your not already convinced…
Jenni has created the ultimate in fashionable clothing. She will be reinventing the term “Sexy Sophisticated.” Not only will her line be “Edgy” and “Sexy”, but it will make people of all ages and body type feel more confident in “the scene.” This exclusive line will be limited and custom made to your body type.
…Remember you don’t want to be that person at the club that see’s someone else wearing the same thing…
My God, either buy MTV stock now or revel in your misery as corporate American (MTV) harvests our youth as clones for shitty reality T.V.
President Camacho here we come…
